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Fix 'Em Fine

the motivational speakeasy
by Ashley Noelle

New at Bored Alice Finery.
Fine Adornments + Little Luxuries for Stylish Vixens
Handmade by Ashley Noelle

New at Bored Alice Finery.

Fine Adornments + Little Luxuries for Stylish Vixens

Handmade by Ashley Noelle


the new modern - by bored alice finery - available on etsy, here 

the new modern - by bored alice finery - available on etsy, here 




Dear Public Diary,


Today my darling future husband took me to Waxahachie, Texas so I could take photos of random stuff. Waxahachie is a really cool town full of hundreds of Victorian houses. It’s a dream come true for me, as I adore Victorian houses. We found tons of things to photograph & will have to go back again because I ran out of sunlight today. On my short list is the historic Rogers Hotel & a very old barbershop next door.

We had a great time eating dinner at the famously haunted Catfish Plantation. The food was incredibly delicious & the atmosphere warm & comfortable. I would love to go back!
Thank you, Thom for another great day & a unique adventure. One of the best days of my life…seem to be having a lot of those since meeting you!


New Year’s Day my fiancee and I drove to Southern Oklahoma to see Buddy Guy and Greg Allman play at the WinStar Casino. It was very smoky inside and there were far too many people. The guy I was unlucky enough to end up having to sit by took up a good 2/3rds of my seat due to his…well…size (I don’t mean to offend anyone, there’s no other way to put it) and he kept touching me and talking about a football game he kept looking at on his phone. It seems we can’t go to any event in this state without hearing about football! I wish people would decide whether they want to see a concert or a football game and just do one at a time.

Unfortunately, we also misunderstood the start time of the concert and only saw 15 or so minutes of the Buddy Guy show, but he was cool. He played guitar behind his head and with a towel. I didn’t enjoy Greg Allman at all and felt my fiancee could have done a better job at entertaining us with music than he did. Which is true, Thom is a very talented musician. Anyhow, we left early and went to Applebee’s, even after the $18 buffet, which wasn’t all it ought to be. I got a silly drink at said Applebee’s with coconut rum and some sort of pineapple. It was delicious.

Our hotel room in Gainesville (Texas) had a hot tub in it that looked like a very large urinal. It wasn’t as nice as the Omni Hotel (ha!) or our very own home for that matter, so we left. The lady at the front desk probably thought we were quite a strange pair and no doubt up to no good checking in and out so quickly! It was funny. The ride home was lovely because we got to talk. Thom and I have the best conversations! A wonderful night for unexpected reasons. 

this is me on the last day of 2011, outdoors in the sun

this is me on the last day of 2011, outdoors in the sun

it was good

In lieu of an expected and schmeezy end of year blog post, I offer you the following no frills, straightforward inventory of 2011, as understood by the current US calendar system. Ahem.

In 2011 I did these (freaking awesome) things:

wrote 50k words of a novel in 16 days

didn’t shower for 16 days (joke)

taught myself how to use Adobe Illustrator in an afternoon, then used it to create a new logo for my extremely humble photography business 


oh yeah

threw together a wee photography business (complete with fancy website I honestly slaved over) after I was asked to shoot my best friend’s wedding and the photos did not turn out horrible (there’s always room for improvement in art, but they do rock, no lie)

taught myself the technical junk related to photography and now almost exclusively shoot in manual mode (never any of the auto settings)

completed a 365 project in which I took one photo each day all year solely with my beloved iPhone 4 (and only edited with my iPhone, as well)

re-branded my jewelry shop on Etsy, re-designed my logo and shop appearance, re-shot every single item for sale, and saw a mega increase in sales…am now at over 55 sales so far (56 as of this moment, to be exact) which is pretty good

received jewelry orders from friends and strangers, people in the UK, someone in Japan, a friend in Alaska, a friend in Oregon (thank you all!) all boxed up purdy and shipped with looooove!

started an Etsy print shop where I have received 13 orders so far - yay!!

taught myself to cook (no seriously, I can cook now!) and discovered I excel at making Indian food (which is convenient, since it is the best food in the world)

made truffles from scratch for the first time (peppermint mocha kahlua)

started a rad blog I’m quite proud of and happy with (boredalice.wordpress.com)

started a series on said rad blog called tiny*FICTION in which I share extremely short stories I have written, but have not edited one little bit

designed banners and logos for my rad blog using photoshop cs5 extended, which my sweetheart gave me for my birthday (best present ever)

learned origami

made origami hats for my cats (truth)

got a nice dslr camera, courtesy of my tax return

started going to the gym on days I could breathe

fit into pants that didn’t fit in 2010 (see previous statement)

sang in public for the first time in my life…twice! once at a bar in downtown fort worth on mardi gras and once at a coffee house in southern iowa (no difference, right?)

spent several nights and weird mornings in the physician’s call room with my laptop and free Doritos

went to a medical conference at the gaylord texan resort and bought a $12 coffee and had a great time

helped my future husband pick out a very, very nice guitar one afternoon in grapevine, tx

laughed SO MUCH…like, more than anyone has any right to laugh ever

made up several catch phrases, such as: “girl, is you cross-eyed? and “ya better bring your little band-aids”

revisited my Japanese language skills and learned some new French

went to John Wayne’s birthplace

went to Jesse James’ grave

saw Guthrie Kennard play tons of times

saw Thom DuKan play tons of times and once in Austin

officially made more enemies in the largest land-locked metropolitan area of the United States in one year than I ever had in a town of less than 2,000 in 25 years…some by just turning down their…um…romantic inclinations (???) and some because I refused to be racist and/or put up with bullies (so clearly for the best!)

met some really cool people

have at least 5 pages worth of funny things my fiancee and his son and I have said that were so funny we wrote them down to remember them for always

have several hilarious videos on my iPhone, including one night when my (soon to be) step-son and I went to a Braum’s drive-thru and he said “now get this, cos this is really out there…” before placing his order

got to stay at the Omni hotel

got certain legal papers taken care of, I’m bonafide now, so there 

feel happy and free (see previous statement)

bought two wedding dresses

got to experience the fun of trying on wedding dresses with my mom, grandmother, and aunt (something I will always remember as one of the happiest days of my life)

was given a beautiful and perfect for me antique sapphire and diamond engagement ring by the only person I have ever loved

watched old movies

watched no TV, except the 12 episodes of My So-Called Life on Hulu 

got tipsy in front of my grandmother, said swear words in front of her, and she found out I have my nose pierced AND tattoos (haha)

made several trips back home to visit wonderful family and friends

drove to downtown dallas by myself and had a great time

drove to dallas for a job interview in traffic hell immediately after running through the horror section of the wax museum at Ripley’s Believe it or Not (!!!)

planned really cool projects and other stuff for the future, including a wedding

and if not a wedding, definitely a marriage

read The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and some Sherlock Holmes books aloud to my fiancee before bed

visited the bridges of madison county

got mistaken for a stripper

got mistaken for a high school student trying to buy an enormous bottle of very cheap wine

got mistaken for a teenager trying to buy a rated R movie (gasp)

had a table of random strangers at a bar place bets on my age (they guessed 22 at the oldest…I’m 31, was 30 at the time)

had many other major ego boosts by people thinking I look so young (I’m old enough to appreciate this now)

had a fun walk in the middle of the night around downtown fort worth with my sweetheart

made a hilarious and crazy trip to Austin overnight

made a really long list of all the stuff I’m proud of that just happened in the past 12 months

had absolutely nothing truly bad happen 

probably some more stuff, but frankly, it’s 2:26 am and there’s a man upstairs waiting for me to come to bed. goodnight, all. i hope your year was as great as mine. my only hope for the future is that people will stop using the word “amazing” when they don’t really mean it. okay, and some other stuff, too. like people forgetting this silly mustache business. 

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.Via someecards

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.

Via someecards

Like, 24 or something

  • Me: While I'm here, I'd like to freeze my son's membership.
  • LA Fitness Dude: Whoa, your son? No way! I thought you were like, 24 or something...
  • Me: Well...my step-son.
  • Me (in my mind): Wow, you think 24 is too young to have a kid?